It Looks Like Nicki Minaj's Cousin Works Out At My Gym

Look at the size of those things! Today I found out Nicki Minaji's Cousin's Friend from Trinidad goes to my gym after discovering two crater sized divots in the calf raise machine, causing it to look like the surface of the moon. Knowing that these massive rocks are floating around the Earth's orbit would be enough to have the president land Bruce Willis on them and attempt to blow them up. 

Having big ass nuts is not a bad thing. In fact having cartoonish, massive balls is great for most species in the animal kingdom to attract a mate. The only problem would be scrotum skin is gross, and doesn't need to be magnified or else it looks like an elephants foot. Which is why suggest Niki's Cousin's Friend embraces having a big scrotum and gets some work done to show it off, just like Dave Chappelle ...